We received a fun email today here at Air Sex Headquarters. Apparently, the potency of our competition is enough to kill kindly grandmothers. To that I say, mission accomplished!

I’m going to leave off the sender’s name and reprint the entire email below so you can enjoy it as much as I did.  Now the funny thing about this protest is that the gentleman has clearly scrutinized our website and reviewed the photo archive to draw his conclusions.  Also, at the end of his tirade he uses deviant sexual terms so obscure that I had to consult wikipedia to  figure out what he was saying (a “hot Carl???”).

My take,  I think his moral high-horse veneer is hiding a secret naughty life or at least secret naughty life aspirations.  When you come out of whatever closet you are in, sir, we are happy to have you as a contestant in the 2010 tour.  Until then, keep on fantasizing.  Fantasies are what our black-president-electing, first-amendment-thumping nation was founded upon.  When the fantasies have been destroyed, then the communists truly have won.  God bless America.  God bless air sex.

The email, in its entirety:

Now, I’m glad my grandmother passed away a few years ago; knowing something SO stupid, like Air Sex, exists would’ve killed her anyway.  Groups/events like this are one of the many reasons that America is as screwed up and politically divided as it has ever been.  Thanks again for taking advantage of an exceptionally written document (The Constitution Of the United States of America) and increasing the gap.  People like you have no traditional values and, with the help of many other moronic groups/ideas, continue to build a force that grinds our ‘ever shrinking’ common sense closer to nothing.  You have none, that’s a fact that you can’t argue.   You got caught jerking off (probably in an embarrassing way), is that how you ‘spawned’ the idea?

Is it a coincidence that the internally & externally ugly ‘contestants’ on your show have to have sex with air? No, they’re losers and so are you.  Take your stupidity on the Letterman show loser.  Why don’t you have your grandparents get up there and show how your mommy and daddy got here?  What’s next, an Air Dirty Sanchez or an Air Hot Carl show?  I’ve wasted too much time with your stupidity, I’m late for my Air Dutch Oven audition.”

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